Instead, I feel an overpowering need to share this:
[Halle] Berry was named worst actress of 2004 by the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation for her performance in "Catwoman" and she showed up to accept her "Razzie" carrying the Oscar she won in 2002 for "Monster's Ball." ... "I want to thank Warner Brothers for casting me in this piece of shit," she said as she dragged her agent on stage and warned him "next time read the script first."My love for Halle Berry, already at critical mass, has now vaporized the reactor walls of my pants, melted through the floor, and is a glowing mass in the living room of the people below me.
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