Setting: After a birthday party with many high school friends.
Me: Did you know that [A] was my high school crush?
Vicki: That's okay, she's cute and she likes Star Wars and Star Trek.
Me: No, you're thinking of [B-with-similar-sounding-name].
Vicki: Oh.
Me: But those are your standards for acceptable women?
Vicki: Uh, yeah.
Me: I love you so much.
[....]
Me: Man, you've just been saying crazy things since we got out of the taxi cab.
Vicki: We took the bus home.
Me: Shit.
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2 comments:
lol, just don't ever call Vicki, using A's name, cuz it could get ugly.... I've heard
I hear you broke Mark's thumb. Well done!
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