Setting: After a birthday party with many high school friends.
Me: Did you know that [A] was my high school crush?
Vicki: That's okay, she's cute and she likes Star Wars and Star Trek.
Me: No, you're thinking of [B-with-similar-sounding-name].
Me: But those are your standards for acceptable women?
Vicki: Uh, yeah.
Me: I love you so much.
Me: Man, you've just been saying crazy things since we got out of the taxi cab.
Vicki: We took the bus home.