Pity Lord Black

Actually, don't. Really. What kind of schmuck steals from his workplace, in plain view of the security cameras?

TORONTO — Deposed media baron Conrad Black has agreed to return 12 boxes of documents after a video caught him on tape taking papers from his headquarters in downtown Toronto, a spokesman for Black said Thursday.

For as long as I can remember, Conrad Black has epitomized the worst kind of Conservative - ideologically driven to destroy anything progressive or in the national interest of Canadians. The National Post still reeks of his influence, long after he oozed away from it.

I'm so very happy to see this SOB continue his downward spiral. I have a dream: I'll be walking down Bloor street, and see a disheveled, drunken homeless Conrad Black begging for change.

And, should that dream come true, for the first, last, and only time in my life, I'm gonna kick me a panhandler.