I control all time and space. Just over twelve hours ago, I speculated that the Pope might kick the bucket today, thus resulting in spontaneous combustion of cable news anchors as the Pope and Terry Schiavo died on the same day.
There are unconfirmed reports that the Pope has been administered his Last Rites.
I must remember to use this power for good, and not for evil. However, I think we should lower the bar - if the Pope kicks it before 10am tomorrow (roughly when Mrs. Schiavo died) my status as God-King will be confirmed, and I will await tribute.
I think I played SimEarth and Civlization too much as a boy.
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