Dude, Chill.

Senator Lindsey Graham, speaking to a Tennessee gathering on Lincoln Day, said that his home state of South Carolina didn't celebrate Lincoln Day because "it takes a while to get over things."

Gee. I wonder what he could be talking about "getting over"? Certainly not this. Or this. Because that would make him look like a hate-filled bigot. And as we all know, the Republican Party loves the black man.

Seriously, what kind of pussies live in the South? One hundred and forty years later, and they still can't get over it? These guys make me happy all we have to deal with is Quebec.

Zombie Lincoln is getting very angry....