1) Okay, how does a man survive with .914 Blood-Alcohol level? I mean, Jesus Christ, this guy's a superhero or something. Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's flying really erratically! It's DrunkMan! Fighting for Troosh, Jushtish, and the...... and the..... I love you, man... No, really, I love you.... what wazh I shaying?
2) Speaking of drunkenness, don't get drunk, go to Burger King, and then wreck the joint when they don't have French Fries. Now, that said, what the fuck is Burger King doing out of French Fries? Is there anywhere on the planet where fries are not expected to accompany burgers?
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