Evil Bastard and former dictator Augusto Pinochet has been hospitalized with a stroke. I think his frontal lobes have been asleep for thirty years, just woke up, and tried to do the world a favour.
That said, who wants to put money against Pinochet's people saying he now needs to leave the country for "medical treatment", preferably in a country with no extradition treaty? Not that it has anything to do with his impending trial... and if you think it is, well than you sir are an Anarchist and a homosexual.
Question: Can you be a "former" dictator, or is it like alcoholism, where you can only ever be "recovering"? Hmm... who can we call?