Brilliant

Barack Obama at the Alfred E. Smith dinner, October 16th:

One other thing: I have never, not once, put lipstick on a pig. Or a pitbull. Or Myself. Rudy Giuliani, that's one for you. I mean. Who would have thought that a cross-dressing mayor from New York City would have a tough time winning the Republican nomination? It's shocking.

That's a tough primary you had there, John.

Watch the video, catch the whole thing:

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Also liked, "contrary to the rumours, I was not in fact born in a manger. I was born on Krypton, and sent to Earth by my father Jor-El..."