Post-IAU mnemonics

So now that Pluto's out of the club, how do we remember the names and order of the planets? With humour!

My! Very educated morons just screwed up numerous planetariums. (Josh Mishell)

Many Very Earnest Men Just Snubbed Unfortunate Ninth Planet (Dave Child)

"My vision, erased. Mercy! Just some underachiever now." (Delia, as spoken by Pluto discoverer Clyde Tombaugh)

Most vexing experience, mother just served us nothing! (Bart Baxter)

Molesting Very Excitedly, Michael Jackson Sucks Underage Nipples. (Jonah Peretti)

That last one is awful, and I feel dirty just copy-pasting it.