Ideas I Like

In response to the inevitable "more people vote for American Idol than US Presidents" talk:

Frankly, though, I wouldn’t want to watch Hillary Clinton trying to belt out “Lady Marmalade,” or Al Gore’s rendition of “Bohemian Rhapsody”; nor could I face George Allen butchering “Mandy,” or John McCain trying once again to suck up to Christianist conservatives by wrapping his aged vocal chords around “Hallelujah.”

First off, Gore and a few other Democrats, in a pot-stinking car, reenacting the scene from Wayne's World, would be brilliant. Secondly, I would really hope that John McCain tries singing Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah". But maybe "Everybody Knows" would be even funnier.