A Brief Conversation, While Watching CBC

My Girlfriend: Boy, Stephen Harper actually looks pretty good with glasses on.

Me: Yeah. Shocking.

MG: It makes him look more... human.

Me: "Look, puny humans! My eyes are frail like yours!"

MG: "See, now I'm Clark Kent!"

Me: (takes glasses off) "...and now I'm reptile-boy!! Bwahaha!!"