Weirdest Analogy EVER

Okay, not to become fixated on the ass or anything, but this is too good/weird. Jesse Taylor of Pandagon, on Bush's "private" accounts plan for Social Security:

"Private accounts are a lot like anal sex - no matter how much you try to make one, there's no argument that it's actually necessary. If you just admit that and move on to arguing that you really, really, really want private accounts, we'd all be in a much better place."

Okay then. Thanks for sharing!