Note to the American Public:

ELECTIONS ARE NOT REFERENDA, YOU MORONS.

Just heard the umpteenth person say that the election was a referendum on Bush's policies. Look at the poll numbers - if this had been an election exclusively about the Iraq War, we'd be inaugurating President Dean and Vice President Kucinich today.

Oooh - here comes "The Star Spangled Banner"!

...wait - it's not SSB after all. What's the US national anthem? Google says it's SSB - but the lady is singing something else. Unless, of course, Trent Lott lied when he announced her. But Sen. Lott is such an honest man, like when he said he wished the US was still segregated, remember?

Damn... the republicans can't organize the Inauguration, and they're going to control the govt for four more years? This is gonna be crazy.