Davinci Code

Okay, a fun but forgettable book is being made in to a movie. Why blog? Because France's cutest export has been cast in the female lead role.

She'll join Tom Hanks (who, like Samuel L. Jackson, is apparently in everything) and Jean Reno in a movie about how Christ was a mortal man who banged Mary Magdalene, all Christian churches (and especially Catholicism) are founded on lies, and Christ's descendants are alive today. Given the... sensitivies of the American market, I'm thinking the script is going to be changed a bit.

Coming this summer: Davinci Code the movie! Watch Tom Hanks drive around Paris in a Smart car for 2 hours!