WARNING! FLYING PENIS TALK AHEAD!
Me: So, did you see this video of the flying penis that interrupted Gary Kasparov's press conference?And that, kids, is how we do that.
The Girlfriend: No. Wait, what?
Me: Somebody attached a remote controlled helicopter to a sex toy. Presto, flying penis.
Me: Yup. You can imagine it derailed the press conference.
TGF: I bet. You know what they should've done?
TGF: Land the penis in some dude's mouth.
Me: Humiliation for everyone, then?
Me: Well, except for the dude flying the helicopter. Landing a flying penis in some guy's mouth must be about as hard as bullseyeing whomp rats in your speeder back home.
And because my parents aren't yet convinced I need to be written out of the will, the video.