I can die happy

I've lived long enough to see Hillary Clinton -- the only 2008 Presidential candidate to have already lived in the White House for 8 years -- claim to have a common touch that Barack Obama lacks.

That's right. She's had Secret Service protection since before I hit puberty, personally attended more State of the Union addresses than most Presidents, with a household income of over $100 million over the last 7 years, but yo she be down with the kids/street/grits/whatever you want, apparently.

Or, as Jon Stewart just said: "You're running to be the President. If you don't think you're better than us, what are you doing?"