So my beloved proof-reads for a major publisher. And sometimes she gets real stinkers.
Her exact words: "They called this book 'C_______y'*. There's no 'C_______y' at all! They should have called it stupid bitch who gets her sister in to a dumb-ass murder, and then wakes up and it was all a dream."
I didn't think they could still make books that bad, but apparently...
*Title changed to protect her and myself.