Me: Wow. Al Gore in a hologram, in Tokyo.
The Girlfriend: Is Al Gore an alien?
Me: No. Just a robot.
Me: He could be an alien robot, I dunno.
TGF: Like a Transformer? What does he transform in to?
Me: Another Al Gore.
Me: Look, he's boring, okay?*
TGF: That sucks, and you suck for it sucking so suckily.
(*I am, of course, in love with Al Gore.)
And here's the hologram: