Wednesday, March 07, 2007

My racism towards my own kind disgusts me

Overheard at our dinner table, earlier this week:

My Girlfriend: Try this, it's great. I think every culture has their own version of sweet and sour sauce.

Me: (Pointing to myself) Not the Irish.

MGF: Yeah, well, you people boil everything.

Me: See, that's why I love you. A crueler person would have gone with this: "I said cultures, dumbass. You shivering, pale, island-dwelling leprechauns don't count. Now give me your pot of gold."

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