Tuesday, March 20, 2007
I have a supportive girlfriend
Me: Well, now that I'm going back to school, I'll need to put some money together.
Vicki: (Sounding like Antoine from Deuce Bigalow) People give me money to pleasure them.
Me: Uh, the line was "women give me money to pleasure them."
Vicki: I know what the line was. How much money, exactly, do you need to raise in 6 months?
Me: No really, I can't emphasize enough how crucial the "women" is in that line...