Me: Well, now that I'm going back to school, I'll need to put some money together.
Vicki: (Sounding like Antoine from Deuce Bigalow) People give me money to pleasure them.
Me: Uh, the line was "women give me money to pleasure them."
Vicki: I know what the line was. How much money, exactly, do you need to raise in 6 months?
Me: No really, I can't emphasize enough how crucial the "women" is in that line...
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We just need to work out a good man/woman/other rate. One that doesn't discriminate based on gender/species, of course, but is based upon skills required to achieve the client's goal....
Let's see...at $10 a head....
Heh heh. Head.
Come in John, in the era of the internet and cheap video, you are sitting on a veritable gold mine of desperation...
:D
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