I've been demoted! And stuck with latrine duty, no less.
General McClelland, probably drunk again, seems to have forgotten the first two rules of the army:
1) Never piss off your Sergeants.
2) When making an enemy, limit the amount of feces, urine, and other foul substances they have on hand, er, at their disposal.
Oh, and by the way, the NDP "Army"? As much as we'd all like to think we're these guys:
I think, deep down, we know we're really more like these guys:
At least, I know I am...