Friday, January 26, 2007

Signs my Girlfriend has never been to a strip club

My Girlfriend: That must suck for strippers, if somebody tips them with loonies and toonies.

[Note to American readers: That's our quaint term for $1 and $2 coins.]

Me: If you're tipping with loonies and toonies, that doesn't suck for the strippers. You just suck, period.

3 comments:

Adrian said...

Obviously you've never gotten on stage with a toonie your mouth for "Tits for toonis night" and the stripper takes it out of our muth with her tits.
Everybody wins!

john said...

Sounds to me like you're paying for that, not tipping.

Niles said...

I just hope they don't throw them. With speed. And accuracy. If displeasure with the stripper ends in metal coins lobbed, to either physically humiliate a woman, or force her to scramble for things, something missed the 'if you can't be nice, don't say anything at all' corner.

But then, what do I know, we used to meet up midday in a strip joint because it was central to everyone, not for the acts, but to get lunch and plan for the weekend. I *know* we were not considered prime customers, but a couple of the ladies would come sit with us when it was slow and we had way more fun times just being people together.