Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Damn you, media.

You've done the impossible. You've made me sympathetic to Lindsay Lohan.
NEW YORK -- Lindsay Lohan says she's been going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings for a year, but hasn't talked about it because "it's no one's business."...When asked why didn't she say so until recently, she replies: "Well it's no one's business. That's why it's anonymous!"
You can understand the Associate Press' confusion. I mean, they've treated celebrities' lives with such tact and civility before now.

Seriously, do they even have dictionaries at the AP anymore? How much do you suck as a journalist when you're getting basic english language lessons from Lindsay Lohan?

1 comment:

celestialspeedster said...

I think the Associated Press is confused because while Lindsay is giving lipservice to privacy, she is parading around wearing a "90 day" chip given by Narcotics Anonymous to members that have been sober for three months.
She is also still partying at bars on a regular basis - probably not a good move for a recovering alchoholic or someone under the legal drinking age.
See, you learn a lot of useful stuff from Perez Hilton.