Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Damn you, media.

You've done the impossible. You've made me sympathetic to Lindsay Lohan.
NEW YORK -- Lindsay Lohan says she's been going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings for a year, but hasn't talked about it because "it's no one's business."...When asked why didn't she say so until recently, she replies: "Well it's no one's business. That's why it's anonymous!"
You can understand the Associate Press' confusion. I mean, they've treated celebrities' lives with such tact and civility before now.

Seriously, do they even have dictionaries at the AP anymore? How much do you suck as a journalist when you're getting basic english language lessons from Lindsay Lohan?

2 comments:

celestialspeedster said...

I think the Associated Press is confused because while Lindsay is giving lipservice to privacy, she is parading around wearing a "90 day" chip given by Narcotics Anonymous to members that have been sober for three months.
She is also still partying at bars on a regular basis - probably not a good move for a recovering alchoholic or someone under the legal drinking age.
See, you learn a lot of useful stuff from Perez Hilton.

Freudian Slip said...

It's just hard to swallow this. How in the world could she have kept it secret if she really did have a problem? The media would have had a field day!
Matt