The Republicans, having totally failed to keep teenagers from having sex (in fact possibly having encouraged it), are now going to try and keep 20-29 year olds from having sex. Brilliant. As Ezra says, "I didn't think armed guards bristling with tranquilizer guns could do that."
What Ezra's missing, of course, is that federal lawmen can now arrest you, throw you in a cell, and then torture you until you're so ugly no woman would touch you. See, this is why Habeas Corpus is obsolete.
What, you thought it was all about terror? These people can multitask!
PS - Why do Republicans hate sex so much? Seriously, I know it's an old question, but why?