Security Moms

...no longer dumb as a box of hammers, apparently.

You know the type - American women who would otherwise have voted Democratic, but apparently voted for Bush in 2002 and 2004 because of his commitment to putting young men and women in dangerous places with lots of well-armed brown people. Because they were "worried about terrorism."

I missed this a few weeks ago, but apparently these legendarily-stupid women are turning around.

Now, if we can just move the even-more-legendarily-stupid men, we might just survive.