My! Very educated morons just screwed up numerous planetariums. (Josh Mishell)That last one is awful, and I feel dirty just copy-pasting it.
Many Very Earnest Men Just Snubbed Unfortunate Ninth Planet (Dave Child)
"My vision, erased. Mercy! Just some underachiever now." (Delia, as spoken by Pluto discoverer Clyde Tombaugh)
Most vexing experience, mother just served us nothing! (Bart Baxter)
Molesting Very Excitedly, Michael Jackson Sucks Underage Nipples. (Jonah Peretti)
Friday, August 25, 2006
So now that Pluto's out of the club, how do we remember the names and order of the planets? With humour!