Ted Stevens, as Senate President pro tempore, is third in line to succeed the Presidency if Bush dies.
Bridge-to-nowhere, Internet's-a-set-of-tubes, oil-companies-get-to-lie-to-Congress, Ted Stevens.
Third in line to succeed the Presidency. The men ahead of him are Dick "4 heart attacks and I'm just getting started" Cheney and Denny "I am fatter than Michael Moore" Hastert. So we can be sure that Stevens will never make it, right?