(Alternate title: Odd conversations to really, truly have with your father.)
While listening to a CBC story on prostitutes in Germany.
Dad: What's the appeal of a transvestite prostitute, really?
Me: Probably exactly what you think it is - guys who like guys who look like girls.
Dad: Yeah, but..
Me: Maybe an Adam's Apple is hot on a chick.
Me: You know, like Ann Coulter.
Disclaimer: In no way do I think that Ann Coulter is actually hot. He is, however, a man.
I was reminded of that when I read this.