Friday, March 10, 2006

Some words don't belong on food

Me, last night: Ah, supermarket, show me what you have on sale. For I am poor, yet require sustenance. I shall proceed to the meat aisle.

Meat aisle: Poor student, I have a surprise for you! Steak at a serious discount!

Me: Goodness gracious! That is a serious discount indeed. But this word "clearance" troubles me. Should meat be sold at "clearance", in this age of avian flu and mad cow disease?

Meat aisle: Listen, do you want steak or not? You think you can buy a $3 t-bone any day you want? TAKE IT ALREADY!

Me: I am uncertain...

Meat aisle: SHUT UP AND BUY THE MEAT!! YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO!!! STOP WASTING MY TIME!!!!

Me: Don't hurt me, meat aisle! Here, I'll take two!

Meat aisle: Glad that's settled. Stop by the produce and pick up some potatoes while you're at it.

Me: Yes sir.

4 comments:

Fag Fucker said...

Gold!

john said...

Postscript: You better believe my clearance steak was well done.

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious. Glad to see you're still with us.

Stithmeister said...

There's obviously a testosterone issue here. You could've just as easily pulled the sole from an old shoe and gotten the same experience.