Tuesday, January 24, 2006

The Dangers of FanFic

Warning - don't let your loved ones start writing fan fiction, or you may have the following conversation: (I swear I'm not making this up.)

Vicki: What's another word for nut sack?

Me: Scrotum?

V: Something else?

Me: Balls?

V: Sexier!

Me: The nut sack isn't sexy!

V: I don't have a thesaurus for this kind of thing!

4 comments:

Vicki said...

The intrepid writer will take on all genres, including erotica.
Anyone out there have a better penile descriptor apart from "throbbing manhood"?

For non-smut, go read my "good" fanfic. Cuz I'm not that much of a dirty bird! Unless I can make money on it...
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/925724/

Flocons said...

She has a point. Christie Blatchford started her journalism career writing about nutsacks.

(The preceding statement has no basis in fact.)

adam said...

"Anyone out there have a better penile descriptor apart from "throbbing manhood"? "



anaconda
baby maker
bratwurst
ball and chain
chopper
cobra
cock
cocktrout
dick
dong
dork
ding dong
eleventh finger
fire hose
heat seeking moisture missile
hodge
hotdog
hose
Jimmy
Johnson
John Thomas
joystick
knob
langer
Lap Rocket
lingam
little bob
little elvis
lollipop
longfellow
long john silver
manhood
member
meat and two veg
mini me
noodle
one-eyed monster
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser snake
one-eyed wiggling welshman
package
packet
pan-handle
pecker
pelvic pulverizer
peepee
peter
phallus
pistol
popo
popsicle
prick
purple-headed yogurt slinger
purple-headed warrior
rod
roundhead
salami
sausage
schlong
schmuck
schwanz
shaft
sword
thing
third leg
thumper
todger
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
wang
weener
weenie
willy
wood
wong
yingyang

Vicki said...

Thank. You. I. Think.

..."purple-headed yogurt slinger" should just about do it...