On Labels

Of the four political parties in the Canadian parliament, three supported gay marriage, one opposed it.

Three support marijuana decriminalization, one opposes it.

Three support a real child care plan, not one that forces mothers to stay home.

So what do we call this outlying party - these Orwellian sourpusses who want to control who you love, what you smoke, and (if you've a uterus) whether or not you work?

Why, small government conservatives, of course.

Does this strike anyone else as retarded?