Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.Lazo is on the Russian-Chinese border. Is it possible China is training carnivorous squirrels trained to kill our loyal canines? Frankly, we can't be too sure - thank God the Communist squirrels are just killing the ex-Communist dogs, for now! But someday soon, in the dead of night, a Chinese special operative will parachute in to High Park in Toronto with squirrels in his pants. On that day, citizens, be afraid!
Passers-by were reportedly too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute....
The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people....
Also, thankfully the squirrels still know who's boss:
"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."That's right twitchy - we've still got the fire, and the pointy sticks!
(via Paul Wells.)
2 comments:
Yeah, I saw that story.
I blame the Wingnuterer.
Damn squirrels! Always hording food and weapons. They're up to something I tell ya. They are waiting to take over. They must be stopped...
Excuse me its medication time...
Post a Comment