Thursday, December 01, 2005

Don't Mess With The Squirrels

Look out, Wonderdog!
Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were reportedly too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute....

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people....
Lazo is on the Russian-Chinese border. Is it possible China is training carnivorous squirrels trained to kill our loyal canines? Frankly, we can't be too sure - thank God the Communist squirrels are just killing the ex-Communist dogs, for now! But someday soon, in the dead of night, a Chinese special operative will parachute in to High Park in Toronto with squirrels in his pants. On that day, citizens, be afraid!

Also, thankfully the squirrels still know who's boss:
"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."
That's right twitchy - we've still got the fire, and the pointy sticks!

(via Paul Wells.)

2 comments:

AJSomerset said...

Yeah, I saw that story.

I blame the Wingnuterer.

Mike said...

Damn squirrels! Always hording food and weapons. They're up to something I tell ya. They are waiting to take over. They must be stopped...

Excuse me its medication time...