Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Don't Even Ask, Alright?

I forget who said it - probably Chris Rock - but most men should never, ever ask about the number of men their partners have slept with. Gather whatever information you need for epidemiological purposes, but it's the rare man who can accept that his girlfriend has slept with X other men, when X > 0. This, from Steve Gilliard, perfectly sums up how stupid men can be on this issue:
First, he's an idiot. Why should he care how many men you slept with? Then, he thought you were pure? What was his dick? Gandalf's staff or something. It was going to cleanse your vagina of other men?
Now I'll be thinking of that scene from Clerks all day...

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the car!"

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