First You Lose the Sitcoms

...then you lose the war. From How I Met Your Mother tonight (yes I watch.)

Woman: I'm Canadian, remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.

Man: Oh right, I forgot you guys are weird. You pronounce the word "out" oot.

W: You guys are the worlds leader in handgun violence, your health care system is bankrupt, and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.

M: (hesitates, at a loss) Your cops are called mounties.