Dude, Some Of Us Were Eating

Rick Mercer Paul Martin:

Of course I have to mention Belinda. If it wasn't for her this government would have died months ago and me along with it. Some people in the press have referred to her as my guardian angel, I prefer to think of her as my political defibrillator. Even to this day when I see her coming I want to tear open my shirt, put Vaseline on my nipples and yell CLEAR!

Seriously, that's just horrible. I think I may have just lost my appetite forever.