"Why don't you try American girls?"

Just watched Some Like It Hot, starring Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis, and most memorably Marilyn Monroe. Monroe's presence on this Earth, however brief, is pretty solid evidence for the case that, not only is there a God, but he's a guy.

"...like Jello on springs."

The other thing of note in that movie is the scene where "Daphne" (Lemmon) announces that he's going to get married to a rich millionaire - this despite the fact that both men have Y chromosomes. Trying to snap him out of it, Curtis yells "Why would a man want to marry another man?!!"

Lemmon responds, without hesitation, "Security!"

Exactly.