Thank God It's All A Dream...

Or rather, a far-left Marxist conspiracy:

The unprecedented collapse of an ice-shelf in Antarctica could indirectly lead to a significant rise in global sea levels, researchers say.

The Larsen B ice shelf covered more than 3,000 square kilometres and was 200 metres thick until its northern part disintegrated in the 1990s. Three years ago, the central part also broke up.

Further delusions from the Comintern:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The 2005 Atlantic hurricane season will be worse than previously expected, with as many as 21 tropical storms and 11 hurricanes, the U.S. government predicted on Tuesday.

"Although we have already seen a record-setting seven tropical storms during June and July, much of the season's activity is still to come," said Gerry Bell, a National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration meteorologist told reporters....

A study published Sunday in the science journal Nature said hurricanes have become more destructive during the last 30 years, and could see their intensity increase as a result of global warming.

Does the bolshevik menace know no limits?

The World Health Organisation (WHO) says global warming could lead to a major increase in insect-borne diseases in Britain and Europe.

It has called for urgent government action to prepare for the spread of diseases like malaria and encephalitis.

Good thing we don't have to worry about any of this.

(Seriously? Malaria in London? Time was, that was a disease for the colonies!)