Off With His Head!

Seriously. This is the worst crime in all of human history:

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Some Hollywood actresses are cautious about revealing too much skin but 20-year-old
Scarlett Johansson had to be persuaded to keep her underwear on, according to her director in "The Island,"
Michael Bay....

"She's standing there and she says, 'I'm not wearing this cheap ... bra. I'm going naked,"' Bay said.

"I said, 'It's PG-13, you have to wear the bra,"' he said.

All I'll say is that there's a reason God gave us DVDs.