Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt broke up? Gee, I'm sure they'll both be lonely for whole hours before they find someone. This story, however, is important for three reasons:
1) Jennifer.... you wil be mine...
2) Hollywood is now going to need a "who's hottest" competition between Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell. I propose a cage match, Thunderdome rules. One, it settles the inevitable hair salon arguments between the ladies, and two, one of these men ends up dead, lowering the bar for the rest of us schmucks. So I say bonus! (Or course, we will temporarily have to deal with the inevitable "Achilles v. Alexander" stories in People and US.) My money's on Tyler Durden.
3) Seriously, how do you not make it work with Jennifer freakin' Aniston? I guess the Onion had it right a few years back - "Brad Pitt tiring of the sight of Jennifer Aniston's naked body." Once again, the Onion shows us the way. (BTW, I would post a link to that Onion story, but you try googling "Jennifer Aniston Naked" and see what it gets you - not the Onion, I assure you.) I haven't seen a man this lucky act so carlessly since Ethan Hawke cheated on Uma Thurman. I mean, UMA THURMAN!
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You forgot to add the mandatory, "I mean, I love you Vicki" in!
On that note, I'd pick Ethan Hawke over Pitt and Ferrel anyday, even if I am more of a Ewan MacGregor girl. (Who can resist an Obi Wan that can sing?)
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