Q: After missing one's bus, walking to work in an Ottawa December, having a Christmas-season shift with two new people under your "command", being incredibly busy all day long, and getting only 15 minutes rest for your entire day, what is the brightest, shiniest sentence in the english language?
A: "John Michael, this is your mother. Do you have a ride home? And would you like steak for dinner?"
Seriously people, this is my mother. All may bow down in envy.